I've got the absent minded part down

Now all I need is the professor. We'll see how my interview goes.

So I misplaced/lost/something my house keys in Vegas. Of course, this is not something that I noticed until 1:30 am standing in front of my house. Rather than waking my roomates or my friends (who are moving and have no furniture) I grabbed a taxi to work where there is a couch in the office. I had to be at work early anyhow.

The next day was a little bit busy, so I didn't really get a chance to think about keys until I left work at 9 to meet friends for a farewell drink. I then searched my luggage properly and found a complete absence of keys. No roomates were home, so I schlepped back to my office couch at 11 as I needed to be at work at 5:00 am.

My plan was to do the thing at 5:00 and then head to the gym. Sadly, the thing at 5 has extended (I'm still working on it now at 7:30) and the gym doesn't look possible. I'm kinda glad I didn't condition my hair when I last showered and had clean clothes left over from Vegas (I even bought new underwears (boring ones) while I was there.

However, I did mention I forgot to pack socks, right?

You really wouldn't want to be Bob's feet right now.

Trust me on that.