My day today

Today my cat and I (Did I mention I have a cat that I love very much, almost as much as my other cat?) were watching the 49ers (or do we hate the 49ers?). Anyhow we were watching the 49ers and feeling a strong wave of emotion towards the team (or maybe the Steelers?). In any case we were passionate about this team.

I was drinking milk. I LOVE milk. Milk is great. Michelle even brought me some more milk because she is so sweet. Michelle is the best girlfriend ever. She brings me milk, she is sweet, she is kind and she has no sense of smell. Best girlfriend ever.

I looked out the window at my pool and saw the annoying guy who cut me off in traffic. He was walking down the street with my evil, evil boss. So I threw a can of coffee at him and another at my boss. The grounds crew that was laying sod quickly moved the bodies under the freshly laid sod. I checked that they put the sod right way up. Then I had more milk.

Life is good!

The end.