So there!
Top ten reasons I will not miss Mr Bob at all.
1) He clips his toenails in the living room.
2) When I expressed disgust at toenail clippage, he insisted on clipping his toenails while eating crunchy cereal.
3) When he doesn’t shave, he loves to give me extra sloppy kisses.
4) The butt wiggle dance (nuff said).
5) His insistence on putting away my stir spoon for tea before I know whether I am having a second cup.
6) His obsession with closing cupboard doors.
7) Taking the ascendancy of the rising Canadian dollar (and therefore drooping of our American savings) as a personal affront.
8) He talks about events that other people are not invited to in front of them.
9) I hate tummy pfffths.
10) Whining about bleeding after said said tummy pfffths.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 5:08 PM
7 Comments:
So when are you two coming?
I really must see the butt-wiggle dance.
LOL! Poor Bob, you lead a terrible, terrible life. :-) But seriously, the toe nails and talking about events in front of the non-invited? Totally worth him leaving. *shakes fist in solidarity*
I could handle the clipping the toenails in the living room but doing it while eating crunch cereal?
I will not be missing Mr. Bob as well.
*shakes fist in the air alongside Kim*
The talking about events in front of non invited (especially people I am specifically not inviting) actually bugs me. I find it quite rude.
He's considerate for most things and I told him to lay off this, but now we have a friend who does it as well and Mr Bob has picked up the habit again.
*kicks Mr Bob under table*
*cuts fingernails in blog*
I totally want to see the butt-wiggle dance! Which one of you has the camera phone?
The toenail thing is enough by itself. Ew.
*glides into blog on too-small skates*
*gives Bob a big, wet garlicky smooch – with tongue!*
*skates off to next blog, giggling like a maniac*
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