OMG DIASASTER

So today I am doing some Bob maintanance and editing an paper from my PhD.

I will

-highlight my hair
-dye my eyelashes
-clean my teeth- whitening mouthwash, new electric toothbrush, floss (yes I know flossing is supposed to be more than once a week, but deal)
-remove my chipped nail polish
-file my nails?
-wash, condition hair.
-shave legs
-think about plucking eyebrows (which haven't been touched for a year) but remember some story that says heavy eyebrows are coming back into style and therefore not pluck anything.
-exfoliating facial masque.

So this masque is where the diasaster comes in. I bought this brand new stuff and prepared to make my face radiant. Then I read the back of the bottle. It has mushroom extract! But it was $8, so now Bob has mushrom all over her face.

Poor Bob.

I better be damn radiant after this.