Oh Urk

So today my labmate came in the office and jammed the door open. I don’t actually like that,as it makes me feel like a zoo animal (My desk is closest to the door), but the heating and cooling in our room is very odd and it is sometimes needed. The last few times I hadn’t really noticed the room being an odd temperature and my labmate hadn’t said anything. He just walks in, puts down his bike and then jams the door open. I was kinda wondering why this morming when I suddenly had a horrible idea.

I sometimes wear perfume. I think I was wearing perfume the last time he jammed the door open. I sat at my desk stunned and blushing at my moniter filled with the certainty that I was stinking up the office so badly my poor labmate needs to prop open the door to air it out.

So then I wandered to the bathroom and wiped down my hair with some water and paper towels (if I put even the tiniest bit of this perfume on me it changes scent), Now I am terrified to go near people. This is annoying. I don’t want to be like Arkie’s coworker. I can’t really ask Mr Bob, as he basically has no sense of smell..

So please tell me. Do I stink?