Total Betrayal
Last night Mr Bob and I went for beer and pizza after after the gym. The beer was good and the pizza was good. Topics of converstion did include "How I sent off my application", but other topics were also allowed to bully their way into the conversational stream.
This morning I had a lovely piece of pizza. Three quarters of the way through I discovered a pile of the misery fruit.
What sort of psycho nutcase of a chef would do that? Was he having a bad day and just decided to put mushrooms on all the pizzas? Was he blind, stupid or otherwise useless?
I think I need some chocolate to get over that.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 9:14 AM
11 Comments:
Have some chocolate truffles.
Are mushrooms really, technically, a fruit? *shudders*
No they are a fungus.
They get their own little kingdom of misery, doom and ickiness all to themselves.
Plant, Animal, Fungus, Eukaryota, Prokaryota and sometimes Prokaryota is dived into two as well.
mmmmmmmmmmm mushrooms
Hey Nutjob!
Did you know 28% of people that blow things up hate mushrooms?
So how many do you calculate you ate last night, before you knew they were there?
That's what I thought Bob - mushrooms are not plants so their bulbous sex thingies should not be called fruit. 'Fruit' is a word with pleasant connotations.
I think there were just mushrooms one part of the pizza, as the piece I had for lunch was almost entirely mushroom free (except for one icky, icky corner)
Is this where the nutjobs are hanging out?
This is me not correcting Bob's listing of kingdoms........
Oh, you can correct it. I won't mind. I just pulled it off of Wikipedia. It seems to be Plants, Animals, Fungus and then "A bunch of small icky things"
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mushrooms
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