Top three reasons Bob is a bad person

So yesterday I was out for dinner and one of my friends desribed a psuedo relative that he was not fond of (she had married into the family)as a kept woman. Well, actually a rather low class kept woman. Basically she was looking for a man to keep her supplied with "a lifetime suppply of creme puffs and Lycra"

I laughed much, much harder than was ever appropriate. I nearly snorted my wine (gewurtzimeiner) onto my seared Ahi Ahi tuna.

Then today my coworker came in. He is giving a presentation today, so was slightly dressed up. He was hot from biking so took off his dress shirt when he got into the office. He's not bad looking and I must confess to glancing in his direction (he was wearing a wifebeater) for no particular reason.

I have to say it was about a million times better than a previous (german) coworker who wore skin tight flesh coloured biking pants around the lab giving the intial and terrifying impression that he was unclothed.

I'll let you bloggers come up with my third evil trait. Or share your own.