Blogdechemist

No electrons were blown up in the making of this blog.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

I lied

I'm sorry I lied to you all. It seemed such a small thing, but obviously Kharma didn't agree.

I didn't even think of it as a lie, but, upon reflection it was and now I must suffer.

I told you all that my office had no windows.

That was was a lie.

It did have one window. It was a frosted window in the door that led to the hallway. I didn't think of it as a window, but really I should have been more observant before making blanket statements about the windowlessness of my room.

It was a psuedo-window, but I really shouldn't have lied and said there was no window because now it is gone and I miss it dreadfully.

I'm rambling. Let me tell the story from the beginning. There is a lot of construction going on. Occasionally pipes start leaking, there is banging, lights flicker, many men wander the halls carrying large tools and hammers. Sometimes they come and do random things in our office-rip all the insulation off the pipes, look for dripping water, leave ladders.

The other day a guy came to tell us our door was being replaced. Why? you may ask. Was it a bad door?

-descripion of door we used to have-

door sized
black frame
key pad
foot stop
window

-end description-

I thought it was a fine door. But they wanted to replace it. We asked when it would be, we asked for warning and we asked whether the room would be secure while they were working. All affirmative.

Yesterday (after a few days warning) we vacated the office. Just after three we returned to find our new door.

-descripion of door we used to have-

HUGE door sized
grey, solid construction
key lock
no foot stop
no window

-end description-

Also the lock was taped open (yeah security!) and there was no key at all. So we couldn't lock the door or unlock the door.

The room feels like a total prison.

After emailing and phoning and ranting, I got ONE key this afternoon. 10 people use this office on a fairly regular basis.

I'm sorry I lied. Will you forgive me?

9 Comments:

At 8:08 PM, Blogger Zombs said...

No. Trust is broken.

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

I have to go pee, but I can't leave the office , as I gave my labmate the only key.

Will you promise not to steal my laptop if I leave the room unlocked?

 
At 10:40 PM, Blogger Swami said...

Bob, you forgot to bribe U's Physical Plant guy. Have you learned nothing from working in a large bureaucracy all these years?

Your dept will have to order additional keys at $10 - $25 each. Twenty-five cents for each actual key copy, and $9.75 to $24.75 for the inefficient but required paperwork, record keeping and random filing.

Sorry about the window. That really sucks. But don't you feel more secure knowing that terrorists cannot break it and squeeze in thru the 12" x 12" opening to - uh - steal secret oxidization protocols and candy stashes from you?

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger Swami said...

Oh yeah. Pee in a beaker. Or if your aim is really good, a volumetric beaker!

 
At 9:35 AM, Blogger Breezy said...

Yep, pee in a beaker. Or on a Beaker. *beek beek*

*snort* I love that muppet.

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger Swami said...

I meant a volumetric flask of course. I had trouble falling asleep last night because I thought I had used a wrong term in your blog but I ws too tired to come downstairs, fire up the 'puter and check.

I have been out of the lab waaaay too long, lol.

Swami<--- doesn't want Bob to think she's stupid even when she is.

 
At 11:07 AM, Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

I knew what you meant Swami and my aim is not that good.

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger Surveysez said...

It's gonna take time and bribs before the trust can be whole again.

 
At 1:20 PM, Blogger mm said...

Well, what else can you pee on?

This is kinda fun!

 

Post a Comment

<< Home