So I'm not going to Cancun

That sounds like a bummer, but it isn't. I could still go if I convinced my boss it was worth it, but personally, I'm feeling a little bit conferenced out right now. I've done a lot of travelling for this job already and even though I enjoy it, I also enjoy being in the lab.
The abstract deadline is today (the conference is in October) and I will ignore it. There is a super cool conference next January (a Gordon conference) that I really want to go to, but you have to apply to even attend, so we'll see how things go then.

In other news, I hate vanity sizing. You know, when clothes makers pretend that a dress is actually two sizes smaller than it is?

So when you order clothes they are too small or too large for the same size. I don't care if my size is "ugly, bitchy jerkhead" if it would be consistant.

edit to add: Bonus query. What do I do with 250 business cards with the wong room number?

Mr Bob suggested I move rooms, but the room doesn't exist. Shall I paint the number on the door?