A Thousand curses!
May the blood of my enemies run thick and fast along the streets and drown those that have opposed me. May the black winged eaters of carrions pluck the eyeballs from my tormanters and slurp the juices from the empty sockets.
It's snowing.
I don't want it be snowing. It's supposed to be SPRING.

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Poor Bob. It snowed here too.
By the way, that was a very thorough curse. Good job.
Wow, it's supposed to be 60 degrees out & sunny today. Normally Wisconsin weather is the one that is supposed to suck.
*points at Bob and laughs as she looks outside to see brillian sunshine and blossoms on trees*
*runs like hell from the black winged eaters of carrions*
Snowing? It is 67 degrees here and supose to get up in the upper 80's. I can't imagine.
Yesterday I noticed that my daffoldils were about 2 & 1/2 inches tall. I bet they're even taller today because it is so lovely and warm.
Oh. And I plan to farm out all my serious curses to you from now on.
I just emailed you some recipes from my recipe tag I had in early March.
It is sunny and quite cold here. I checked the weather and looks like it will be too warm to snow(40). I think we are gonna get some rain.
I am freezing in the house here and I refuse to turn the heat on in April. Suffer kiddies!
I think I hate you all.
But not me, right? Because it's snowing here as we speak. And there's wind. And the wind drives the snow right into your face. And I have to walk in it to get my kid for lunch, and then to take her back to school.
The sky is also grey.
*walks out humming "Like the Weather"
Even me? I bragged about the weather, but at least I emailed you recipes. LOL!
*fanning myself from the heat wave*
Seana and Sonya get a kinda pass on the whole hating thing.
The rest of you are still evil.
Having a good morning, are ya?
Thanks, Bob! I feel special to be in the "Seana" catagory.
And here I was thinking how cool it was to be in the same group as Sonya.
As long as I'm evil, do you want to know about the lovely walk along the lake I took at lunch? I DID have to wear a jacket, but took it off on the last part of my walk.
Does everyone just want to put "Torment Bob" on their calender for today?
I wouldn't want anyone to miss out on the fun.
Hi Bob!
You shouldnt hate me! It is cold here! But it is sunny.
No snow.
Zombs<---spreads the cheer
Zombs, I *saw* your blog, remember?
I was right there. today.
I think you deserve some special bonus curses, actually.
It snowed overnight here, but it was all melted by lunchtime. Winter wasn't too bad this year, so I'm not complaining. It snowed in April here last year too. I remember because it was the day of my sister's bridal shower and we all looked like fools wearing springy dresses/skirts when it was effing snowing outside!
Oh, and your curses? Have no cursing in them. There's something wrong with that. You should edit in a "fuck" somewhere.
If it will make you feel any better Bob, we've still got a good two feet of snow on the middle of our lawn and it's snowing as I type this.
My bulbs are poking their little heads up through the ground and not liking what they're finding.
Lights I bet you have nice bulbs.
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