Welcome Sneezy
I'd like to welcome Sneezy to blogland.
You can visit her at Sneezy and make fun of her cats.
Some facts about Sneezy:
She was once a customs officer. [snap]
She lives in the most beautiful part of the world and I am not jellus.at.all.
Her husband has a really big television, but wants a larger one.
She has a tower in her house.
She once went and bought sushi for a rowdy bunch of people who were playing poker in her house, despite liking neither sushi, nor poker, thus becoming Bob's friend for life.
Her and Knockers may need to have a little contest ifyaknowwhatImean.
Update on gym
There was no update last week, as I did no bench press. This week 85*6, 90*2.
I'm feeling awfully good about this all of a sudden, as I was talking to my minion (who is a bloody Valkarie and on the rowing team and trains at least 2 hours every day) and she benches 85 as well. I'm still aiming for 100, as I have done that before and then after that we can think about benching my own weight.
Abs: see also pizza, beer and roast beef dinners.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 9:45 AM
21 Comments:
A contest? I'm blonde so I don't know what you mean. But i love contests.
Shots? Pretzels at the mall? Writing with both hands?
Seeing who survives the scratch and sniff contest at the bottom of a swimming pool?
Ooooh, I love that game. But for some odd reason I am always getting CPR at the end of it. That's the only part that isn't fun.
Forget Knockers. I could give her a run for her money in the cleavage department.
More facts about Sneezy:
She is very hard to wake up in the mornings.
She can't eat dairy.
We stole part of Beeloop's name off her husband.
She looks a little like Stacy from What Not To Wear.
She is a ballroom dancing dork.
I learned my lesson! I will ONLY play if the First Aid People are really cute!
I always get stuck with trainees and they are never cute. I need to find a new pool.
What did the blonde say when she opened up the box of cheerios?
"Oh look donut seeds!"
*laughs till I drool*
I don't eat donut seeds because I am afraid of a donut tree growing in my belly.
*waves* to Sneezy!
It's a pooting contest right?
Nookie <----not blonde
Great work on the bench presses Bob!
Nookie <---smart.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
So it wasn't really a scratch n sniff competition? It was a pooting contest?
So glad Nookie came along. I had no idea.
*POOOOOOOOOOOOOT*
I have pooted in front of Nookie in real life. *grin*
Gah!
It was not a pooting contest. If it were a pooting contest, we wouldn't even need to hold it. We could give a great big gold crown and trophy to Carey and call it done.
No pooting in my blog.
mean person.
Poot in the trophy Carey! Poot in the trophy!!!
Hey! I offered you a great big gold trophy.
That's nice.
kinda
maybe
I just realized, such a nice welcome for Sneezy to walk into *giggle*
Bobdebigmeaniestupidhead strikes again.
Is somebody skeered of mices?
You got any more dwarves stashed away...?
Sneezy feels a little self-conscious that while she works "protecting the crown's interest", she is being smeared, tarred and feathered by her alleged friends.
Gee Bob, what does the bottom of the pool smell like?
Coco - you have a two-child advantage and you want to get in on the contest now?
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