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Friday, January 06, 2006

I need a new coat

First: Go swing by Coco's blog and wish her (and maybe Doug :)) well. Then come back and read my boring clothing blog.

My current coat makes me look like a homeless person. Don't argue. I just checked in the full length, well lit mirror at work. It bags, it sags (something like poor MM's oobies the second she hits 30) it flops around, it looks pretty awful.

The problem: This coat is the single most expensive item of clothing I have ever owned (including my wedding dress). Mr Bob bought it for me for Christmas two years ago. It was gorgeous then, 100 % pure wool, charcoal grey (to hide the cat hair), fit perfectly and made me look all curvy and sophisticated.

Unfortunatly, since then I lost enough weight that it doesn't fit at all. Getting it tailored would cost such a large percentage of the value of the coat that I don't think it's worth it. (I already paid $40 to get it trimmed and the buttons redone).

So anytime I mention I need a new coat, Mr Bob looks hurt. He says it doesn't look that bad, which is silly because he bought me it because my other coat fit so badly. I think I need to try on coats with him and my old coat there, so he can see and compare how one that fits looks. (last time I didn't bring my current coat to the store for coat shopping and he kept saying that my my current one looked better-which was not true).

OK, I think I just needed to tell you guys that to get it set in my mind and to justify spending the money for a new coat. If I bring my old one shopping, he can't argue this homeless person outfit looks better than one that fits anymore.

Thanks everyone!

This reminds me I forgot to update on my stealthy, invisible turkey and cheese padded abs and bench press (70 lbs * 8 reps) after my 2 week gym hiatus.

20 Comments:

At 9:38 AM, Blogger momma said...

Go buy a new coat so that when you visit Coco and Luminou and Dominic and Doug you can look super cute and be warm!

And tell Mr Bob I said so.

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger Sonya said...

Well if you hear from Coco, please post.

Now, go get yourself that new coat.

 
At 9:44 AM, Blogger Schnookie said...

You look like a homeless person and have mangy hair? Poor Bob ... poor poor Bob. Get thee to a coat store and go get a hair consultation *smirk*

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger Zombs said...

bring the yellow barrette to match!

I see a lovely soft pink coat on you.

Or would you like something in wax?

 
At 11:46 AM, Blogger Zombs said...

*sigh*

I wish Nookie had a link here. Sure would let me get to her blog more often.

 
At 11:50 AM, Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

You're right it is very sad Nookie doesn't have a link.

 
At 11:52 AM, Blogger Schnookie said...

Indeed, very very sad that poor Nookie doesn't have a link here *pout*

 
At 11:53 AM, Blogger Schnookie said...

I just realized, I better start being REALLY nice to you Bob. Not for a link but because you can bench press 70 lbs. You'll soon be kicking sand in my face :-)

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger mm said...

I disagree.

You're old coat is fine. It distracts people from noticing the manginess. *smirk*

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

Did I say sad?
Sorry!, I meant infinitely amusing.

 
At 12:17 PM, Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

*whack to mm*

 
At 12:22 PM, Blogger Zombs said...

Bob has fleas?

Flease release me!

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger Puffy said...

You need to get Mr. Bob to buy you the new coat so he has a connection with it. Make a baby blanket for Doug out of the old coat.

 
At 2:48 PM, Blogger Zombs said...

She needs to pamper Mr. Bob a little. Give the poor guy a break. I mean the man kicks cars for fun!

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger ~Nutz said...

I have coats! ...and some jackets too! I just cleaned out the coat closet!

You can choose:

1. A New York Yankees jacket ~ if you want to get beat up by some Red Sox fans.

2. A Pop Warner Cheerleading jacket ~ complete with Nutzgirl's name embroidered and a huge megaphone!

3. A camoflauge coat of Mr. Nutz's ~ thigh length on him, but it should go down to about your knees.

4. A leather and suede patchwork kind of thingy with a broken zipper.

So? which will it be?

 
At 3:27 PM, Blogger Monstah said...

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At 4:36 PM, Blogger Monstah said...

Bob, call Coco's mom (at Coco's house watching Dominic) get an update and then come back here.

If you do this, I will tell you the cheapest place where to find a coat in the Boston area.

 
At 4:55 PM, Blogger kim (weltek) said...

Please, do us all a favor, buy a new coat. The cheese you left in the pocket of your old one is starting to smell.

As for Mr. Bob? He'll pout, he'll use it against you at the next holiday (why should I get you something nice when you just get rid of it?), but eventually, your coat can RIP.

 
At 5:22 PM, Blogger mm said...

Bob, this is completely off topic but, I had to tell you that my kitten loves your bouncy. Even when others are on the screen, he perks up when yours is there. :)

(notice I used "perks up" and "bouncy"?)

 
At 6:00 PM, Blogger Aislinn Sirk said...

hmmm..Nutz, I was originally thinking I would politly reject all your coat offers. Then I started thinking I could use a camoflauge coat that goes down to my toes.

And Mr Bob doesn't kick cars for fun anymore.

He steals them, runs over the driver, chases down other cars, shoots them and blows them up.

He really likes grand theft auto.

 

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