My sticky, sticky hands
Damn you Zombie!
Curse you to the darkest pit of hell where you may drown eternally in ooey gooey cherry flavored syrup. Let the taste of chocolate haunt your waking hours and little foil wrappers forever get stuck in your teeth.
So I went to the grocery store last night. After the cheese and chocolate fest that was my Christmas (not to mention the gym being closed for the last 2 weeks) I planned to stock up on a bunch of veggies and fruit and generally be all healthy. However, something had happened to the veggie selection (maybe the truck blew up?) and there was a very sad and empty produce section:
Tomatoes : nope
Avocados : nope
Cucumber : nope
Red Pepper : nope
Sad, Uncrunchy Green Pepper :check
Carrots : Check
Pears : nope
Asparagus : Nope
1/2 price Christmas candy including utterly addictive hershey cherry filled kisses : Check
Damn you Zombs!
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 9:00 PM
24 Comments:
I'm first.
So, how are those stealth abs?
Abs?
What are abs?
I? have no idea what you are talking about crazy lady I have never seen before.
Mom says 'the wild apple forests of Kazakstan may have indeed given rise to the sweet eating apple.'
I was given life by a fruit nerd. Help me.
*giggle*
I think you'd better go to a better grocer.
Coco: Gosh, it's a good thing no nerdiness rubbed off on her only daughter
(ROTFLMAO)
Rose: Why? I think this a perfect store. After all, it not my fault I had chocolate cherry kisses for dinner last night.
LOL!
Bob made me snort laughter with her nerdiness comment.
*whitsle nonchalantly* <==sure I did not spell that right!
My year is now complete.
*skips out*
Why has the gym been closed? I agree that you need to find a better gym! Or is it the university gym and you have to obey their academic schedule?
HD! Aren't you supposed to be working on your dissertation? Hmm?
*grin*
It's Mr Bob's university gym. The good news is it is super cheap (cheaper than my own university) at $10 a month.
The bad news is, it's full of lawyers in training who ALWAYS need to be reminded (and occasionally argued with) to get off THE DAMN CARDIO MACHINES. THERE ARE $& SIGNS SAYING YOU NEED TO SIGN UP AND ONLY FOR HALF AN HOUR SO GET THE FVCK OFF ALREADY.
The real problem is The Daily Show starts at 8:00 on.the.dot and Bob gets a little cranky without her Jon Stewert fix.
Sounds like you've been shopping at our local grocery store. I just stare & feel sad when I go to buy produce there.
I'm serving brie over at my blog today. I guess that means you aren't interested.
I'm going to post on OT about Chicken Cacciatore. It's been bothering me.
Did ya have them with port yet?
I? am only a little nerdy.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate *drool*
Coco ... you're only a little nerdy? *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
Umm...Bob? Do not go over to Coco's blog.
cherry filled hershey kisses?
Don't worry Bob. In two weeks, you'll be able to get a treadmill and have all the healthy stuff you want.
2 weeks.
And you can still do ab work at home.
I did yesterday, as a matter of fact.
Actually, I can fight the lawyers for the treadmills tonight. The gym was closed over the last two weeks and opens today.
And, you are right I could do ab work at home. It is possible, not bloody likely, but possible.
Glowie: You must try the kisses. with port is even better (though I haven't tried that yet on this batch)
And? I will never visit Coco's blog again. It's just scary in there.
Bob likes me! She really likes me!
I actually got on our treadmill tonight. I didn't even know it worked. I really thought we bought it for me to dust.
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