False Advertising

So last night after dinner, Mr Bob and I had Ben and Jerry's ice cream. Mr Bob grabbed the container of New York Chocolate fudge and I quietly cackled in glee because the other container (kinda hidden) was Cherry Garcia, which is both of our favorites.

I got the container and looked closely. It was Low Fat yoguert! WTF? If I want healthy I have a carrot stick. When I want ice cream, I want real full fat, chocolate stuff yumminess.

I have to say, it's pretty good, but not quite as completly swoonworthy as the real deal.

Aside from ice cream, I wanted to discuss my gymness. I have two goals and perhsaps listing them will spur me to . One is to find my abs. I'm certain they are there somewhere. I think I had some in high school, but to be honest, I don't remember. The other is to bench press my body weight (which I know I did in high school). They have TV's in the gym so I like going there and I'm really enjoying it right now. Next week I think I might even try making the exercise machine move while watching TV.
Current Progress:
Abs: Invisible stealth abs (but can be found by poking with thumb through flab so I know they are there, really)
Bench Press: 70 lbs (4 reps)

Also, I need some input on my research. For a radical initiator, should I use UV light or AIBN? And should I deposit my diamond on Tantalum or Niobium?