Ah Friday!
A while ago, I promised to post Bob's beauty tips, but instead posted about Mr Bob's brush with the law (which seemed to start off Zombies odd facination with Mr Bob, who likes dangerous men. I promise you Zombie, he's not that swoonworthy. Well, he is to me, but that's different..anyhow)
I was going to wait until I looked pretty damn good before posting my beauty tips, but I have decided that will kjust take too long. After I have a shower tonight and get rid of my crazy poofy, slept on wet hair, I will look good. Right now, I'm working on potential.
Coco can giggle at my beauty tips, because she knows that my style is not so much "chic" or "sexy" or "cute", but more "homeless person". However, during my unemployed time I learned a few things as I had time to look "not homeless".
Bob's beauty tips for the non homeless.
1) Wear clothes that fit. They look really good compared to too big or too small.
2) If you blow dry your hair it looks WAY different than air dry, all smooth and stuff.
3) If you blow dry your hair this lasts even if you wash it.
4) A haircut also makes your hair look better even if it's just a trim.
5) A little bit of cleavage will not kill you.
6) If one article of clothing is tight/cleavagy, you look a bit sexy. If every article is tight, you look slutty.
7) Mascara and lipstick don't take that long to put on.
8) That's it. That's all I know.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 9:05 AM
16 Comments:
Can we please have a class on how to properly blow dry your hair? Mine isn't all smooth and nice when I blow dry it. It's only smooth and pretty when I flat iron it.
Oh! And I like your new bloggie. It's kinda....green.
Ooh Bob, those are good sciencey beauty tips. I'm VERY glad to see you back. May I link to your new green self?
Momma-you either need to blow dry with a round brush with a very large diameter (I use a 4 inch) or with a paddle brush. That usually does the trick, though I also use lots of product. :)
You guys scare me with your super technical questions. Where do you learn this stuff?
eek.
To blow dry, I turn the blow as high as possible and aim it at my head. I try to brush it (my hair, not the blow dryer) now and then as well.
And plaese, everyone feel free to link to me (or correct your old links) and the fountain of beauty wisdom that I am.
I have tried the round brush while blow drying my hair. Never works! You're blowing your hair for crying out loud. It doesn't stay in the brush with all that wind force on it. Sometimes, I manage to get the right side done but then try doing the left side. Nope. Never works out. Grrrrr.
Ummmm what if you don't have any cleavage???
*gives nookie extra cleavage*
Thanks, Bob. These are some good reminders/tips.
*looks in mirror and admires her new cleavage*
Thanks MM :-)
*runs off to show hubby*
Nookie: What I've learned about the round brush thing (after carefully watching my wonderful stylist) is that size does matter. :)
I have a brush-blowdrier combo thing, so I don't have to try to hold a brush while blowing dry. This is good, because I tried really hard before, and failed miserably.
Mind you, my hair is such that I can wash it at night, wake up with it dry and then just add a bit of water and mousse before using the brush-drier thing.
I'm still celebrating your discovery of the non-uniboob bra.
I never blow dry my hair.
In fact, I get out of the shower, comb it, and well, that's about it.
I have a beauty tip that goes along good with Bob's!
When you apply your mascara, smile.
Seriously, it makes you face open up and you look like your eyes are smiling all day.
I think Mr Bob had me when he kicked the car.
Zombie is e-a-s-y.
*smooch*
Best beauty tips ever!
I subscribe to the Bob Beauty Philosophy!
hahahahahahahahaha.
I'm the only link.
*sticks out tongue*
I forgot about the non uniboob discovery. That was pretty cool too.
For those keeping score at home, I haven't actually blowdried my hair in a couple weeks, but I remember that it did work.
Mr Bob is NOT allowed to read this blog or he'll find out about Zombie. Then he'll be all arrogant-like.
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