Dear Labmate that I hate

I'm sorry I moved that piece of heavy and annoying equipment that you never used that was constantly in my way .

I'm sorry I never told you about that before I moved it. I'm sorry that telling you 15 minutes after after I moved it and letting you know that I would move it any place you want it to be was not enough for you.

I'm sorry that discussing it three times previously was not adequate warning. I'm sorry that discussion actually means me speaking and you glaring.

I'm afraid that previous discussions with you have not been very useful, so this time I just moved it. Perhaps if you spoke to people they might also speak to you. Glaring is not a really effective mode of communication. I mean, are you glaring because of something I did or because you simply hate everyone?

Perhaps you are glowering because you have crummy data or maybe you hate the colour blue. Maybe you are glowering because you are just thinking how much it sucks to be you. It sure would make me unhappy. It gets tricky to translate Glarish, so I gave up.

Love

Bob