My fat, cranky husband
So Mr Bob has decided he is fat (which he isn’t, but there may be a tiny loss of buffness) and therefore he is on a diet/exercise kick. I really wish he wouldn’t. He has become insanely cranky and just snarls about how hungry he is.
The current plan is 2 hours of gym a day and less food (he still eats, he just decided that the handfuls of chocolate chips and beer had to go). He is driving me a little batty and has lost 4 pounds. Did I mention this has been 48 hours?
He wants to fit into his pants because he is too cheap to buy new ones.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 5:24 PM
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*steals Mr. Bob's chocolate chips and beer*
You could wine too. It goes better with chocolate.
Mr. Fro is on that same diet. I call it his "complaining burns carbs" diet. He's a real pain to be around when he decides he needs to lose a few pounds because his pants don't fit. It has nothing to do with the not-fitting. It's that he's also cheap and hates shopping.
hmm, Mr Fro clones stuff as well.
I was beginning to think that they are related.
also update on Mr bob's diet. His pants are now fitting, but his weight is exactly the same. There is just a little more abbage.
When Mr Swami wants to lose 5 lbs he skips lunch and goes jogging - then he's done. Instant weight loss. It's really the only thing about him that I truly hate. Weight loss is supposed to involve extended suffering and self-deprivation.
If only I could give up the chocolate.
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