It's Official

Dear University of Toronto,

Thank-you for your offer. Despite your excellent qualifications as the leading research institute in Canada and the rather nice fruit basket you sent to my room, I regret to inform you that I will be unable to to take the position of assistant professor in Organic Chemistry.

I wish you every success in your future career.

With much love.

PFO

Mr Bob

Last night, Mr Bob came home with a dozen red roses and a bottle of French champagne. The negotiations are over and Mr Bob is officially starting at the smaller, West Coast school this summer. They came up with everything he asked for and then some extra bonuses (he is teaching his favorite course).

Now if only his slacker wife would get a job.