One good, one bad
I will post about two things. First, yesterday was fun. Mr Bob and I did nothing but clean the house, do (a ridiculous amount of) laundry, shop and cook. It was a lovely relaxing day of puttering around the house doing chores and reading some of the 4 feet of books we got over Christmas. It was just a lovely day.
Now a small rant. On Saturday we hosted poker which was a good time. (I made 50 cents over 8 hours of play-Think I should turn professional?) However we had one guest, who may qualify as "most boring person ever". He had two topics of conversation, one was how cool and impressive his supervisor for his Masters was ( who is a raging alcoholic, but also one of Canada's best chemists) and something else.
And.he.would.not.shut.up.
And.he.played.really.really.slowly.
And after he had lost all the money he was willing to lose, he stayed for another couple hours, talking non stop, mainly to the most distractable player. One of our friends, of whom I am quite fond, is somewhat useless at poker, as he cannot talk (or listen) and still keep playing. He is utterly incapable of multitasking.
The other topic was a free trip he was going to take in a month that was free. I just remembered that. Did I mention it was free?
After he left, a couple other people started digging into him for being boring and breaking up play. I refrained and defended him ("at least he consumed excess oxygen" sorta defense) as I'm not found of tearing people apart behind their back. I prefer to do it to their face or just stay quiet.
But I will break my rule, as you guys don't know him.
HE WAS SO BORING AND SELF ABSORBED I WAS READY TO SCREAM.
I still feel bad about the fact I won't invite him back.

8 Comments:
I'm hosting a poker game on Tuesday the 23rd. Want to join us? We don't have any boring people.
Blow him up. Simple.
Puffy: Sounds good. I need a new audience to hear me discuss how fantastic my boss (and me by proxy) is.
Bravie: Why didn't I think of that?
Also, am I supposed to be calling you Bravie or Carey right now or was it Knockers?
Could I just call you Pooter the Wunder Lesbian and be done with?
House cleaning & laundry are supposed to be fun?
Funny you should mention that Schnookie.
I was talking with some other people in the lab and we were all talking about our lovely Sundays spent tidying the house.
Having a nice clean house and laundry is nice.
Puttering is always good altho adding productivity to puttering makes it a little less appealing to me. I prefer quiet bores. Kinda like me. Good for you not piling on when the safely-at-a-distance criticisms started.
I think you need a 3-year old. You will never find "cleaning" fun again.
What if you wrap the child in swifter rags and make him roll around the floor?
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