Just not a nice person am I.
So I left a beaker of water in the sink in the lab. I haven't been in the lab in ages and forgot about it. I got an email from my evil coworker.
Bob,
Please remove your beaker from the sink!
The sink is not the place to store dirty beakers!
Anon
I wrote back
Anon!
Thank-you for telling me about the beaker!
I will remove it immediately!
Bob!
Then I went downstairs and moved the beaker.
I was in the lab today and there is a big sign over the (empty) sink saying.
Please remove your beakers from the sink!
The sink is not the place to store dirty beakers!
So I blew up some gloves, painted happy faces on them and threw them in the sink.
Do I go to hell for this?
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 6:53 PM
9 Comments:
Of course not. People who put happy faces on stuff do not go to hell. Happy face people just make the people around the HFP feel like they are already in hell. Or that being in hell would be preferable.
Arkie, are you not fond of happy faces?
LOL with Arkie. You did the right thing. Or you could have left the dirty beaker somewhere other than in the sink.
I considered that, but I really shouldn't have left the beaker there in the first place. I don't deny that at all.
I'm so sad her contract was extended.
No, Bob, I'm more of a Happy Bunny person.
An evil deed done with a happy face = Purgatory, not Hell.
Evil Coworker is going to document this and start a file, you know that don't you?
I love to hear Work War stories. I don't like to be in them but they are great spectator sport.
Did anyone else keep hearing "beaker" as a dirty word? Just me?
LMAO
Somehow, I doubt evil lab co-worker will find this funny.
Bwahahahahaha!
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