That splashing sound you hear

So I was talking to one of my labmates about a get together I had been to and the fact I dumped my drink (on purpose) on the very guy that was paying for drinks for everyone.
He asked why and I said the guy was being a jerk, more specifically he asked me to sleep with him.
Labmate (guy, single, 24) looked slightly shocked and said "Yeah, he deserved it then" ...pause... "so did you?"


I told him that of course I did. I told him that always works, but sometimes you have to ask multiple times.

I will issue a blanket apology right now to all the girls in Boston.