I had something ever so witty

It was a brilliant blog post, but now I forget it. Oh well, can't be that important.

Instead, what should I get for Mr Bob for Christmas?

edit:

The story I was thinking of is related to my earlier Body Shop post. Body Shop has a very nice spelling scent called Bergemont. It is the scent in Earl Grey tea and is like bitter oranges. I really like it, as it's like orange, but without the sticky sweet smell.

Anyhow, they have shower gel, bath foam and a body spray. I bought some stuff including the body spray. One day I sprayed myself and smelled great all day. That evening, I got home and (Kate, you can stop reading now as you are much too young to read this-Thank-you) Mr Bob and I started kissing and kissing and then ended up on the living room floor. My shirt came off and then there was little more kissing on the unshirted area before Mr Bob jumped up, his face puckered making pthoey, pthoey noises before running to the kitchen to drink water and spit in the sink.

It turns out that Bergemont body spray had a VERY bitter taste.