BANISHED
Zombie has banned me. I think I will be able to fight off her brutal undead powers in a week though.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 2:49 PM
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Zombie has banned me. I think I will be able to fight off her brutal undead powers in a week though.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 2:49 PM
21 Comments:
I just hope you haven't created a monster with this post.
I'd answer if I weren't banned.
I do not think Zombs has that power. We can't trust an undead person with the secret blog keys. They tend to fall on the ground with the rotting flesh that comes off the bones. *grin*
How is this going to effect your duties over at Lobstah Cam?
And are you sure Zombie said banished? Maybe she said famished. She is a preggo, afterall.
Bob<---going to the land of Shoney's.
It's going to take you a week to deal with zombie's powers?!
According to the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual (v. 3.5), Zombies really are not all that powerful. In fact, "a zombie loses most special qualities of the base creature. ... Zombies have poor reflexes and can perform only a single move action or attack each round."
Besides, a human zombie has only 16 hit points. A very tiny bomb would take her out.
What?
You have entirely to much information HD. *puts him on the list*
I dreamt about Curious George last night. Turned into a big ugly ape and scared me.
Did you make fun of her hairy feet again? Sheesh.
*hard stare at zombs*
And what list am I on, exactly?
The list of those who know too much. Oh yes.
Here eat a paper towel.
Nasty. You may keep your paper towel. I rolled a natural 20 on my Local Knowledge check, which means that I know where that paper towel has been.
Where are you today? Still banned?
banned from my blog?
Nope.
Mushroom mushroom mushroom.
*snickers at witty Coco*
Well, you know me. Quick with the cheap joke.
Should I start talking about nipples in here, do you think?
Hi Coco.
I don't think we need any nipples right about now.
Bob<---Up to her eyeballs in nipples.
Bob, loosen those bra straps! When your nipples reach your eyeballs you have crossed over the 'perky' line into weird woman territory.
Swami<---making me laugh aloud.
I now have a mental picture of Bob in weird woman territory, walking with a man whose pants are belted around his chest.
I didn't realize you knew Mr. Bob, Sez.
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