Bob facts
It is possible to sleep for a Bob to sleep 18 straight hours, wake up for 4 hours and then go back to sleep.
Bob still doesn't like mushrooms, she just ate them. They went well with the live Chinese opera.
Duck stomachs are suprisingly tasty.
After eating bowls of hot gloop as a side dish for every meal for a week straight, Bob starts to miss it.
China is fun because Bob is big and tall.
It took a week to learn how to say "how are you" correctly. And everyone still laughed whenever I said it.
In other news, Mr Bob and I have a temporary cat.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 8:22 AM
12 Comments:
A temporary cat. Huh.
Yeah, I really believe you.
Good for you for learning even that much of the language.
Please do explain the cat and its temporary status.
*looks down at the big, tall Bob*
My temporary cat is nineteen years old now. We may keep her.
Just don't go eating the cat. I hear they are tasty in soup.
Temporary cat?
*snort*
*wonders if the "temporary" cat will be taken to the lab for testing*
I've often said there's nothing like mushrooms with live Chinese opera.
Wow. Eighteen hours of sleep sounds really cool.
You like DUCK STOMACHS but not mushrooms? Seriously, Bob. Seriously.
Thinking of eating duck stomachs made me want to barf. Which could be a form of hot gloop. You want I should put it in a bowl for you?
(I know. I'm gross. Move along.)
Wait. Are you Bob as in Bob Dole?
Oh. And I have missed you.
Ummm..duck stomachs? Bleeeeeeeeech. My lovely fois gras experiences in Denmark would keep me far away from duck stomach. Blech.
A temporary cat? Why only temporary? Will he eventually stop being cute?
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