Minions
So I was cleaning the lab and my minion offered to do a bunch of dusty dishes I found. She started cleaning while I was off doing important scientific research (arranging boxes and wiping down counters)
Suddenly, there was a fizzing sound and a gasp and some laughter. Something she was cleaning had reacted violently with the water and burst into flames.
She was thrilled.
I like my minion.
posted by Aislinn Sirk @ 5:17 PM
6 Comments:
Since you only "like" her, I'm guessing it wasn't a mushroom.
I have interviews with 2 potential minions on Monday.
*snort*
Trust you. I bet you planted that stuff.
Dear Bob:
Please consider this as my application to be your next minion.
I have experience making things burst into flames. I can provide Nookie as one of my references.
I just knew that being your minion would be cool beans.
Sincerely yours,
lights
You get minions???!!!
Once again, my discipline gets shafted!
*pushes lights away*
Dear Bob,
Please consider this as my application to be your next minion.
I have experience in blaming others when things blow up, (this would include framing them).
Also, I can clean your kitchen and I have an extra nice, warm, *new* coat that I could lend you.
Sincerly yours,
MM
*snort*
The minion will help you blow up the lab!
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