Feeling rather Christmassy

Last night I got home and found gifts at my front door (mailed from my dad and my sister's boyfriend). In the house there was an enormous pile of gifts all for ME from Mr Bob (actually most were from Santa or from 6-8 black men-which is hilarious if you ever read "Dress your Family in Cordoroy"). This is great because I am greedy and love presents.

This is not so great as my gifts for Mr Bob involve...um... well... one thing that I ordered late that will likely arrive late and uh well that's it.

I think I need to do some shopping or thinking or something.

Other minor problem. Our Christmas is myself, Mr Bob and my sister. My sister has gifts from her parents (my mom and stepdad), me, Mr Bob, and her BF. Mr Bob and I have massive quanties of gifts from our four sets of parents. It's a bit overwhelming. I'm thinking I need to get my sister something really impressive to even out the gifting a little.

I'm very tempted to buy her an inflatable snowman. Maybe because she would hate that with the fury of a thousand suns.

What should I do?


Part 5 of 7

The 3 girls and 3 guys that remained in the living room were left with a bit of a problem, as two of the girls were in possesion of both boyfriends and a desire to keep those boyfriends. Some Tequila and convoluted, incredibly detailed, possibly drunken discussions later , it was concluded that body shots* were not, in fact, cheating.

Iggy was not sure how exactly the body shots were positioned on the people she had so cheerfully deserted to their own devices. But hours later, when the other 6 had left, and Iggy and the chosen marine's activities moved into the kitchen for a change of scenery, there was salt everywhere.
A lot more salt than would be expected under normal or even unnormal circumstances.

But really, it didn't matter much. at all.

And eventually, things moved back to the bedroom, cause really that's what beds are good for.


*Body shots are Tequila shots (Salt, Tequila, Lime) with each ingredient placed on a persons body. ie: salt on shoulder, shot glass of tequila, lime from lips.